I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Sane as Drunk

exorcise-me-daddy:

Me: Wow, I sure do love this show. I bet it will never end. How about I let my happiness completely rely on this show? Oh boy! What a good idea!

HELLO AND WELCOME TO

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Mar 30th at 12PM / via: yorugolden / op: yorugolden / reblog / 88 notes

The Classes As Troubled Birds

dndatthecrossroads:

Barbarian

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Bard

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Cleric

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Druid

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Fighter

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Monk

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Paladin

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Ranger

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Rogue

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Sorcerer

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Warlock

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Wizard

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BONUS:

Mystic

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Artificer

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Oct 17th at 4AM / via: swampbussy / op: dndatthecrossroads / reblog / 25,008 notes

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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Oct 17th at 1AM / via: babieg0th / op: cemeterything / reblog / 263,149 notes

mirrorada:

sparklesandchalk:

2018 U.S. Nationals Day 2: Jordan Chiles

PC: John & Allison Cheng

Ok but, the wonder woman leo just drives the excellence home.

megashuckle:

This is an underrated joke

Oct 6th at 1AM / via: itsagifnotagif / op: nocontextgoodplace / reblog / 260,029 notes

whatbigotspost:

crewdlydrawn:

crewdlydrawn:

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TBC since tumblr’s posting methods changed

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Linked article URLs, in order of appearance:


1. Exploiting harassment claims

2. Bob Livingston admits claim is true

3. Truth about false allegations

4. Coming forward is traumatic

5. Accusational statistics

6. Assault victims’ memory reliability

7. Truck stop killer

8. Not worth the book deal

9. Percentage of women who have experienced sexual harassment.

I have read a LOT of commentary about the Kavanaugh situation and this is, by far, the best thread yet imo.

Should prove very helpful in rebutting lots of assholes out there.

regetroid:

big-lil-eonni:

kitty:

he do the wiggle…. then THEY do the wiggle

it’s their best quality

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Oct 5th at 8PM / via: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels / op: kitty / reblog / 87,119 notes

trash–mom:

you didn have to wake him…..

Oct 5th at 6PM / via: babieg0th / op: sirfrogsworth / reblog / 208,934 notes

marvel characters as john mulaney quotes vol. 1

ohmy-valkyrie:

steve rogers: “now i was raised catholic. i don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.“

bucky barnes: “when people get mad at me on the highway, that’s all my bad…if you’re ever on the highway behind me, i hear you honking and i also don’t want me to be doing what i’m doing.”

valkyrie: “i’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day, i’ll die”.

sam wilson: “everyone get outta my way. i just wanna sit here and feed my birds.”

claire temple: “by the way, part of me was like whatever, you know? you know those days when you’re like ‘this might as well happen’? adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

tony stark: “now when people make fun of me, i deserve it…when people get mad at me now, it’s my fault.”

bruce banner: “i’m really sorry about last night. it’s just that i’m mean and loud. it probably will happen again.”

jessica jones: “i used to drink too much and then i would black out and i would ruin parties…or so i’m told.”

vision: “oh good, it has a mind of it’s own. that’s very reassuring. no, no, no, no. i don’t like robots…thinking of things.”

peter parker: “i don’t like confrontation, cause i’ve never been in a fight before. though, maybe you could tell that from the first moment i walked out…i don’t give off that vibe.”

nick fury: “some people give off a vibe of…right away, they’re like ‘do not fuck with me.’”

peter quill: “2029? That’s not a real year. By 2029, i’ll be drinking moon juice with president jonathan taylor thomas. i’m not gonna be writing you a paper check.”

Sep 16th at 1AM / via: kailyndavillier / op: perfectday1972 / reblog / 3,028 notes

moshgoblin:

idolatrys:

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

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Sep 16th at 12AM / via: heart / op: impishlie / reblog / 251,821 notes