I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Sane as Drunk

Can someone please explain where this trend of John Green hate is coming from? So he’s a straight, white man, so he’s automatically “part of the problem” but tell me what possible negative influence he has had on your life or the lives of others or the world at large… please. The vitriol that is spewing from this website lately makes me want to delete my account.

Don’t like his books? Cool. Don’t think he’s funny? Whatever. Don’t read them. Don’t watch his vlog. By all means carry on with your life and look up to whomever you want to look up to and spread that person’s positive influence all over the world. Cause it needs it.

Stop shitting on someone who has done nothing (that I am aware of) but share the joy of storytelling and reading, encourage young adults to be proud of intelligence, to always be true to themselves, to find comfort and strength in the people they love, and give teens more reasons to feel like they are not alone, that they matter, that what they think and feel has value, in a world that isolates them, invalidates their opinions, and simultaneously treats them like infants while expecting adult decisions and behavior.

As far as I can tell, this man is just a promoter of all that is good and silly and enjoyable in life, despite everything negative with which we contend every day.

"I try to live life so that I can live with myself." - John Green

“I don’t know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving.”- John Green

Yea. What a monster. Amirite??




writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.


- [name]



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look at this fucking idiot i want 20

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MediaCrush →

Answer the phone… victory’s calling.

Studying for food safety test. Ugh. I can’t even read my own notes.

Of the 30 or so foodborne illnesses I need to know everything about… I pretty much only remember Botulism and Listeria.

But I do know that they all pretty much cause diarrhea.




is it really that hard to put “margarine”


No ifs ands or butter tho

Sour patch watermelons mentally transport me somewhere between my high school cafeteria and the lobby of the norridge movie theater. The human brain is a crazy thing…

4.23.14: Patrick Kane scores the overtime winner and really wants his hug.

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It’s the mullet. It gives him power. Don’t try to deny it.

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No one was more excited for Bicksy’s tying goal than Jonathan Toews. [X]


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“It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living, I want to know what you ache for. It doesn’t interest me how old you are, I want to know if you are willing to risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine. It doesn’t interest me where you live or how rich you are, I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone, and be sweet to the ones you love. I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and truly like the company you keep in the empty moments of your life.~Jon Blais”

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