Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
Decided to give “the curly girl method” a try. No shampoo. No sulphates. No silicones. Today is day 1.
Actually the first time the back of my head has formed a curl in quite a while.
And I smell like skittles.
Anybody with experience in this endeavor?
I just thought their reactions were priceless
We keeps it real.
- Me: Hi there, how are you today?
- Customer: I'm good! How are you?
- Me: I'm good thanks!
- Customer: :::sighs:::
- Me: Are we both lying to each other? Cause I'm lying a little bit.
- Customer: I think it's more of a fib... I'm fibbing.
Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?
That I am comfortable in and don’t cause my thighs to rub together all day
“The once-confined thing
Edna St. Vincent Millay, from Not So Far As The Forest (via violentwavesofemotion)
Is never again free.”
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
I can never get enough of this
Makes sushi in seconds - no mats or sticky rice required. Squashes ingredients into perfect bite sized cubes. Works with all rice types, including brown and wild rice. Currently on sale at Amazon.
I need to see no more cosplays for the rest of my life, this one takes the proverbial cake.
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"