I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Sane as Drunk

[me complaining to my mother]

"She says to use chapters 14-18 but I’m looking at chapter 14 and it’s not what she says it is…. Oh… because I have the ninth edition and she wants me to have the tenth edition…. oh and also because I have the wrong book."

School makes me stupid.

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

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probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

Sep 21st at 5PM / via: heyfunniest / op: poochcrew / reblog / 21,086 notes

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

Sep 21st at 5PM / via: cottontailbandit / op: blazepress / reblog / 171,395 notes

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

Sep 21st at 5PM / via: eusonyme / op: greenjellies / reblog / 231,730 notes
lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

meditategravitate:

findchaos:

(Just a Few of) The Federal Benefits of Marriage Equality

What we didn’t have yesterday.

THIS IS WHY IT’S HUGE

Sep 21st at 1PM / via: hazelesfuerzo / op: findchaos / reblog / 155,512 notes
you-are-the-universe:

baretobush:

How Breasts Can Look
A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female body in different positions like that before. Lots of people didn’t believe that both of the images in that post were really me, because my breasts looked so different in the two pictures.
And that really stuck with me. Not any kind of frustration at the disbelief I received, but a genuinely eye-opening realization that people didn’t know what breasts can look like when they’re just flopped around in a picture or looked at from a different side. 
I certainly don’t have the same breasts as every other woman out there, so this is in no way meant to represent all of womankind. Not by a long shot. Breasts come in all shapes and sizes and each woman is unique in the way that they will stretch, sag, move, bounce, and so on. Women have different nipples, different sized areolae, and very differently shaped breasts. 
These are my breasts. 12 photos of them just hanging out and doing their thing. Every woman in the world could make this photo chart and it would be a little bit different each time. And in my opinion, that is one of the most wonderful and amazing things about the human body.

I Love Everything about THIS!

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you-are-the-universe:

baretobush:

How Breasts Can Look

A little while back, I made a post about the Reality of Nude Photos, and the public reaction that really surprised me in response was that it seemed like a lot of people had never actually seen a female body in different positions like that before. Lots of people didn’t believe that both of the images in that post were really me, because my breasts looked so different in the two pictures.

And that really stuck with me. Not any kind of frustration at the disbelief I received, but a genuinely eye-opening realization that people didn’t know what breasts can look like when they’re just flopped around in a picture or looked at from a different side. 

I certainly don’t have the same breasts as every other woman out there, so this is in no way meant to represent all of womankind. Not by a long shot. Breasts come in all shapes and sizes and each woman is unique in the way that they will stretch, sag, move, bounce, and so on. Women have different nipples, different sized areolae, and very differently shaped breasts. 

These are my breasts. 12 photos of them just hanging out and doing their thing. Every woman in the world could make this photo chart and it would be a little bit different each time. And in my opinion, that is one of the most wonderful and amazing things about the human body.

I Love Everything about THIS!

Sep 21st at 1PM / via: hazelesfuerzo / op: baretobush / reblog / 76,373 notes
Sep 21st at 3AM / via: totalparksandrec / op: totalparksandrec / reblog / 1,088 notes

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

Sep 20th at 4PM / via: runfits / op: thecutestofthecute / reblog / 97,873 notes

(Source: missyperegrym)

Sep 20th at 4PM / via: kailyndavillier / op: missyperegrym / tagged: iconic. / reblog / 44,517 notes

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

Eat THAT, hormone-snipers!

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Testosterone levels are also higher (which is why you get more our of your workout when you do so during your period) so lol we handle assholes like you all the time and y’all can’t handle us and a little blood.

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AWESOME INFO!

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Sep 20th at 4PM / via: briperegrine / op: ask-pauli-amorous / reblog / 129,913 notes

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)